Here's a top ten to get you started

Well, I think you know #1..

As for #2, Because you think He gives a rats ass.

#3...Your lazy, shiftless, & then you ask Her why.

#4 He doesn't like people of your colour.

#5 You never answer when He calls.

#6 You can't read simple writing..(forty means infinity...now add THAT to your bullshit Bibles & see where it takes you)

#7 Spandex

#8
Religions...Stop killing people in My name, I'm so going to kick your ass when I see you big guy...

#9 Changing Cannabis to sweat Alimis in the Bible....Change it back now or ten more years of Carrot Top I swear to Rosie O'Donald.

# 10 Borders... Now y'all go procreate until you're all one...


All quotes were taken from Pledius & were not altered in any way shape or well, form... Also To date No animals were harmed in the production of this blog. Here kitty, kitty, kitty...